Here we go again.....people of
Wal-Mart: Part 3
These just keep getting better and better….. HAHA
1.
That’s
so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too
much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex
with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward
if I had to ask.
2.
Are
those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if
things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through
shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these
things worked.
Florida
3.
Early
cloning method failures.
Nevada
4.
I
don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need help
with
5.
Somebody
come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes
popped out of my head.
Pennsylvania
6.
How
did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?
Tennessee
HE's BACK!
7.
This
man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the
undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
8.
I
get it. Putting messages on your butt for people to read is still in
style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout
we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.
Virginia
9.
Waldo
is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet.
California
10. I
challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail
polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us.
California
11. Yeah
this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese,
so its really not that weird.
California
12. You
have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to
get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit
him with a tennis ball from the air cannon.
Georgia
WORK IT NANA!
13. We
have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide
if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think
she’s hot when you know she really is.
Oklahoma
14. It’s
simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.
Ohio
15. If
you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out
looking something like this…probably better actually.
Kentucky
16. We
get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please
change.
Nevada
17. Well,
let’s all be thankful that at least half is covered.
Florida
18. Excuse
me, your b---s are showing….
Unknown
19. Save
the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.
Florida
20. Wouldn’t
you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri
21. “Where
the hell is the cereal aisle?”
Georgia
22. Oh,
you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure i don’t see a
problem with that.
New York
23. I
think she has already signed up for season 4 of Rock of Love.
Unknown
24. It
literally looks as if there is a large rat laying on his head.
Texas
25. It’s
like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same
time.
Florida
26. I
would bet my left nut that Granny is packin’ heat.
Ohio
