BE SURE TO CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD(S)
BEFORE YOU DIE!...........(hilarious!)
Some people are really stupid!!!!
A lady died Last January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for
their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but
now it's somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.
Here is how the exchange went:
Family Member: "I am calling to tell you
she died back in January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed and
the late fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it
over to collections."
Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it
already has been."
Family Member: "So, what will they do
when they find out she is dead?"
Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds
division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be
mad at her?"
Citibank:"Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I
was telling you - the part about her being dead?"
Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my
supervisor."
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you,
she died back in January with a $0 balance."
Citibank:"The account was never closed and
late fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "You mean you want to
collect from her estate?"
Citibank: (Stammer)
"Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great
nephew." (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of
death?"
Family Member: "Sure."
(Fax number was given )
AFTER THEY GET THE FAX:
Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for
death. I don't know what more I can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it
out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care."
Citibank:"Well, the late fees and charges will
still apply."
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: "Would you like her new
billing address?"
Citibank: "That might help..."
Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery
, Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "And what do you do with
dead people on your planet???"
+Gregori
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