+About Monastic Holy Orders: a basic
+Society of St. Jude Thaddeus (SSJt.)
+Orthodox Order of Friars Minor (OOFM)
+Servants (In Service) to Christ (SC)
DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
This is a true story.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
+About Monastic Holy Orders: a basic
+Society of St. Jude Thaddeus (SSJt.)
+Orthodox Order of Friars Minor (OOFM)
+Servants (In Service) to Christ (SC)
Twenty First Century Desert Fathers
Lines of Apostolic Succession of His Eminence - Updated September 26, 2004
Suggested Reading:
Privacy Watch nOTICE to VISITORS ABOUT OUR E-MAIL POLICY - Updated
Is Christianity At The Cross Roads?
As The World Goes, So Goes The Church
Anomalies in Ecclesiology of Contemporary Orthodox Churches
MAN: To Err, the Church and Holy Spirit
The True
meaning of Repentance and forgiveness
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE CLERGY
Is Christianity At The Cross Roads?
As The World Goes, So Goes The Church
Anomalies in Ecclesiology of Contemporary Orthodox Churches
Attempts at Coming to An Understanding of Orthodox Catholic Christianity
MAN: To Err, the Church and Holy Spirit
GRAMMATA
ON THE MEANING OF CANONICAL
A Message from Our metropolitan Archbishop-Primate for September 2004 - UPDATED
Keep Up-To-Date by clicking on:
Quotes from Metropolitan Archbishop +Joseph Thaddeus, OSB, SSJt., Ph.D. - Continuously updated
American Congregation Of Saint Benedict (ACSB)
Strugglers on the Path in Anglicanism to Anglican Orthodoxy
Our Newest Member to Apostle1.com Religious Hosting Service
To Change the Nation and the World
PROPER ATTIRE FOR ORTHODOX CLERGY